Tobruk: Best/Worst/Funniest

**ADRIFTER** · 01-26-2008, 11:07 PM

keep it clean.

**K|52Pv.OnboardG1** · 01-26-2008, 11:22 PM

Best: Finding a sweet spot on the bofors at ariente firing towards outskirts. Must have been hitting the pub or something with all the kills.

Worst: The server having arguments with my client for the first three hours, meaning no WaW for me for a while

Funniest: Expending all my ammunition on a squaddie running from Bir Baccara to Ariente and then having to chase him all the way back to the flag in a benny hill esque chase with my bayonet, eventually almost falling over him in the trench before getting him.

**KaP Blander** · 01-27-2008, 04:05 AM

Best:
Good map, lot of action.

Worst:
- Bleed
- So many crashes to desktop
- Too much AA, only 1 or 2 would have been enough, the planes were worthless.

Funniest:
- Allied zerg attack on the last round.
- Reloading the stuka in the air with supply crates falling down.
- Eventually crashing into the crates.
- Keeping the western allied mainbase (allies on the attack) exit mined at the end of the battle with Krez and roscoe, those tanks were really paranoic of crossing that path. We even killed the pioneers trying to remove the mines.
- Tk-bombing Adder in his tank after he managed to get through the 2 lines of bunkers, right south of the allied mainbase. The only TK I had in the stuka.

**B62|Pv.Hartsock** · 01-27-2008, 04:08 AM

Funniest: TS Chat,All chat,And random things going on,Paasky talking about someone's mic making "Beeping" sounds but the poor guy had no idea what was going on,and Roscoe's mic not working so TorJado was telling him Epic fail untill he finaly got his mic to work.
Best: Winning,and killing about 8 allies with the bofors with one shot when they bunched up.Oh and capping one of the flagzones by myself.

Very "Random" pose.-"Look Ma' No Hands!!"

And Kullan getting stuck in a chair untill he broke free.

**roscoe** · 01-27-2008, 04:11 AM

Best
Getting the hang of the AT rifles. Had a lot of trouble with the things but a lot of patience, bit of luck and knowing all the spots for damage makes them a great tool.

Worst
Lot of crashing but oh well

Funniest
Had a ton of fun and laughs with guys doing some spec ops work and the like. Hunting tanks is always fun and I laugh to myself whenever I do get a kill

**Trexer** · 01-27-2008, 04:15 AM

I'd love pics so that they can be used for the newspaper.

**ADRIFTER** · 01-27-2008, 04:19 AM

Originally Posted by [TA]Trexer

I'd love pics so that they can be used for the newspaper.

hold yer horses, mine are uploading

yay for artillery....not

some lucky man killed the stuka pilot, but not the stuka...

hi there, may i come in?

stuka airshow time!

this guy fails at skydiving:

apparently i caught this guy on the toilet...

**Gj**** Cadyshack** · 01-27-2008, 04:23 AM

Best:
-Tanking <3 P3.
-Some pretty good action on this map.
-Actually being able to avoid Matildas.
-Being able to actually kill Matildas.
-Actually not getting disconnected after a while like on the practice server.

Worst:
-Having to reinstall FH2 after accidentally overwriting some vanilla Tobruk files with the update for the flipped version.

Funniest:
-The paper plane in the Swordfish. Goes down to coax, but still silent.
-My hull down positions in the small trench things south of the flags for the flipped map. Only death due to the arty catching me on one round.
-Gravity not applying to the Stuka on the ground and unmanned.

-Mine flags setting off the metal detector.
-Turning Interpol and others into road kill.
-Welsey seemed to catch my projectiles a bunch. I even ran him down with the 222.

-Ar chatter.

**[ARMY]Rocketryan** · 01-27-2008, 04:28 AM

Best:
-Commanding for quite a while, CC wasn't that hectic either so I didn't get annoyed from it
-Tommy Gun, love taking out people which are about 100 yards+ away (I dont know what a yard is though....)

Worst:
-Map, aside from the occasional win(was there any?) the attackers always lost, the defenders always won.

-some enemy bayoneted me while I was teabagging someone!!! Who does that?!?!

-some enemy killed me while I was the only one in the gray when I was typing out lyrics to a song!! Who does something like that!!???

-Went to Agbud Bdewa since we were ordered too, Im the only one there, we lose tobruk HQ, so I just stood in a corner for about 10 minutes, Hickle comes to visit, he tk'd me

Funniest:
-Listening to music for the last hour and typing out the main chorus of each one throughout most of the last hour

-Zurich "Hickle were banning the swordfish"
Hickle "Ok don't fly it"
Me " Can I fly it???" (I've asked to fly about every single practice this week)
Hickle " No Rocket you can't, because Zurich is a pilot and your an infantry soldier"
Me "Well...Zurich could take my place and I'll be a pilot"
*Hickle starts talking can't remember what he was saying*

Lots of funny moments just can't remember

**bUm** · 01-27-2008, 04:39 AM

Best: The Wiking war machine. Capped many flags today. BFCOing the end for awhile was also amusing as a Private

.

Worst: The Allied armor might on the reversed version. They put the hurt on when the AT guns went down. Still, fun to try to mine the Matilda

.

Funniest: Tree and Sharp putting down the bayonet charging Menton Company.

**Hiroyoshi** · 01-27-2008, 04:58 AM

Yup were just starting to clear our smoke and get near enemy bunker, Soldier's on TS yelling keep going, THAN BOOM MENTON IS NO MORE!

Originally Posted by Wk|/bUm

Best: The Wiking war machine. Capped many flags today. BFCOing the end for awhile was also amusing as a Private

.

Worst: The Allied armor might on the reversed version. They put the hurt on when the AT guns went down. Still, fun to try to mine the Matilda

.

Funniest: Tree and Sharp putting down the bayonet charging Menton Company.

**KEG Sharpshooter** · 01-27-2008, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Y|502l.Rocketryan

-some enemy bayoneted me while I was teabagging someone!!! Who does that?!?!

Who does that? Seriously.

**minimal** · 01-27-2008, 06:14 AM

Worst: Getting bayonetted on a screenshot. I'm almost certain I was teabagging someone at the time. It's very important that. Teabagging.

**Gj**** Cadyshack** · 01-27-2008, 06:32 AM

Two instances?

Looks like the BF Gods are finally frowning upon it. If you teabag, there's a guy right behind you with a bayonet.

**Mudi** · 01-27-2008, 09:25 AM

Best:
- KingTiger II, aka. Baby Tank, aka. Fiat
- baby tank was by far the best tank in the map <3
- mowing down hole squads with the Fiat
- winning was nice
- 222's

Worst:
- being away for the hole previous week
- issues with the computer

Funniest:
- one round I received a phone call, which lasted for about 15 minutes. After that I came back and started to command again through CC. People weren't replying to me for some reason and didn't do what I told them to do. I didn't understand what was wrong, until I noticed that my keyboard batteries were empty! I was talking to a wall for the hole time and the division was totally without any leadership that round. It was funny how unlucky we were during that round.

- almost winning a round when we were bleeding for the hole time during that round! The score was 2 - 0 for the allies.

Good game everyone!

.Mudi

**Thawk** · 01-27-2008, 09:57 AM

Best:

2 - 0 to allies "IF YOU DIE DONT ******* RESPAWN"
Getting to play with KSolo after 2.5 campaigns, weve been in the same company for 3 campaigns and just never were on at the same time.

Worst:
AT guns not having thermal or x-ray vision, stupid british engineers!
Crashing at important times, never happens at uninportant times.

Funniest:
Getting into a cruiser and driving full speed at some sandbags, not relising 3 full squads of infantry had disembarked to my right, running over 1 of the 3 squad leaders and having to navigate through the sea of infantry then in one swoop jumping over the sand bags and shooting a fiat, well I would have if I hadnt had smoke selected, switch to AP and to ramming speed, destroy both square and CinC mudi and hearing someone shout "Go Thawk Go" over CC.

Rifles TS Chat:
Zedic over CC: Rifles this is Guards
Me: Rgr Zedic
Hornet: Rifles Roger
Me: You said that over our channel, stop saying rifles roger we know your rifles.
Hornet: Roger Rifles
Irishman: Sounds like roger ribbit
KSolo: 25 9er roger frank cinatra clear 25 B 4 over
Hornet: Big Mac with fries roger 6 5 clear
This "radio" chatter going on for abour a whole round, finnally coming to the:

The Irish Rifles Radio Protocol

SL: Big Mac Moving out
Inf Support: Would you like fries with that
SL: Yes please (add "and a shake" for armour support)

**ret.Matte** · 01-27-2008, 11:08 AM

Best:
- Stealing No4 and owning with it.
- Getting to play alot
Worst:
- Not being able to hit anything with the K98.
Funniest:
- Sitting around east of the Flag south of Allied main and just occasionally shooting enemy lone wolfs and taking their kits. This was when we had pushed to the allied main and didn't really do a thing.

**1AB|PvtTheOnlylars** · 01-27-2008, 11:17 AM

Best:
Beeing behind the downed plane with the bren killing advaning german troops, and killign those who ran past me, did it twice, was awsome.

Worst:
Damn AA guns, f****** annoying

Funniest:
Crawling past two enemy tank without beeing noticed, then killing liek 4 ppl wiythout beeing noticed to finaly crawl up behind a tank whiel it reverses and kills me

**[GER]Blacktear** · 01-27-2008, 11:44 AM

Best:
The first successfull kills with artyllerie at the game

Worst:
camped spawnpoint

Funniest:
killing 3 people in a row with a bayonett after storming a capture point. 8)

**KGarnettPPierce** · 01-27-2008, 04:31 PM

Best: Mortaring people from just one grid over and seeing the explosion. And, finally understanding how to sort of use the K98.

Worst: Artillery, Artillery, Artillery. Countless times I was shell shocked or near death.

Funniest: A 2 minute bayonet-knife fight in a bunker. He got the best of me

. Oh, and spraying one of those flying coffin British planes with an MG until it caught on fire and crashed.

**FlyGuy45** · 01-27-2008, 04:45 PM

Best: Matilda!!:-D
Worst: Cruiser
Funniest:Getting a hit indicator on something....while using the smoke launcher?

**Redneck832** · 01-27-2008, 05:44 PM

Best: Bayoneting 3 guys and then getting shot as stabbing the last one
Wost: The freakin matilda >_>
Funniest: Getting around 20 kills with the Bofors alone
WOOO Bofors Pwns

**Trexer** · 01-27-2008, 05:52 PM

**Gj**** Cadyshack** · 01-27-2008, 06:10 PM

Trex, is it possible to list what time frames these videos cover?

**R|50Lc.Snak2e[MI]** · 01-27-2008, 06:12 PM

Best: At one point I was camping in the Eastern Tent. Fornuately I found out that your average Axis player isn't going to score above a 30 in the ACT. The obvious factor being that after respawning near the Toburk HQ ditch (via a squad leader) they ran past me. They didn't get very far.

Worst: Losing. Defeatest attitudes.

Funniest: Life is funny in general, nothing is perfect. We didn't win.

**Paasky** · 01-27-2008, 06:16 PM

If you use firefox, get the DownThemAll plugin, saves you a lot of clicking.

EDIT: Cady, the filename has the Date & Time it has begun recording.

**SmokyTreats** · 01-27-2008, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Ra|~~~ Paasky

If you use firefox, get the DownThemAll plugin, saves you a lot of clicking.

EDIT: Cady, the filename has the Date & Time it has begun recording.

Whats the timezone??

**Paasky** · 01-27-2008, 06:31 PM

They begin at 11:31, so I can make a guess at EST.

**Trexer** · 01-27-2008, 07:57 PM

I believe the times are when the rounds end which would be Central Standard Time if I am correct.

**Izzy** · 01-27-2008, 09:01 PM

Best: Getting some some good kills with the rifle grenades. It was fun to reach out and touch some axis.

Worst: Having to wrench the Tobruk HQ AT guns while being camped by 3 enemy tanks.

Funniest:
After being killed earlier many times, trying to keep an AT gun in service, I was told not to spawn in. Then we won the round by 2 tickets.

I spawned and couldn't move. I looked down and seemed to be in chest high water. It was funny looking water, brown in colour, and we were in the desert. I looked around some more and realized I was embedded in the roof of a sandbag bunker. Then it started to rain again, but it wasn't water falling.

Fluffy's "Philadelphia Experiment" with the Granatwerfer 34 goes horribly wrong.

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